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Welcome to Day Three of my Biden Campaign Collapse Tracker. Today’s good news is that Presidentish Biden’s physical health couldn’t be better. “It’s just my brain,” he assured a group of Democratic governors on Wednesday, four of whom immediately slit their own throats.
I’mkiddingabouttheinsta-seppuku.I’mnotkiddingaboutwhatBidensaidabouthisbrain.
TheNewYorkTimes reportedThursdayonthesemi-in-person/semi-virtualmeetingbetweentheAllegedMostPowerfulManintheWorld™andmembersoftheDemocraticGovernorsAssociation(DGA)—ameetingthatwasdemandedearlierthisweekbyworriedDemocratgovernorsfollowingBiden’sdebatedebacle.
Accordingtovariousattendeeswhospoketothepaper,Bidenadmittedtothegovernorsthathe’daskedhisstaffforlessworkandmoresleepbutinsistedthat,afterhavingbeenseenbyaphysician,hishealthisfine,“It’sjustmybrain”thatisn’tuptothejobofbeingpresident.
CampaignchairJenO’MalleyDillonlatertoldtheNYTthatBiden“wasclearlymakingajoke,”butwhocaneventellanymor
