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It’s a steak and salad without the steak. It’s Wham! without George Michael*. It’s Presidentish Joe Biden without his teleprompter. Hell, it might even be Biden with his teleprompter.
It’saSwissArmyknife…withoutthatbothersomeknifepart.
SwissfirmVictorinoxhasmadeahugeassortmentofitsiconicpocketknivesformorethanacentury,goingallthewaybackto1897.Dependingonthesize,youmightfindeverythingfromacanopenertoasawtoamagnifyingglassandevensurprisinglysharplittlescissors.
Theonething—twothings,actually—youcouldcountonfindinginthebiggermodelswerealongerbladeofalmostthreeinchesandashorterbladeaninchorsolong.
Untilnow.InBritain.That’swhereVictorinoxwillsoonintroduce“thefirstrangeofbladelessproductsdesignedspecificallyforactivitieswhereabladewouldnotberequired,”accordingtotheGuardian.Thereason,ifyouhadn’talreadyguessed,istocombat(“Wordchoice!”)“whatanEnglishjudgelastweekcalledthe‘plagueofknifecrime.'”
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