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So what’s it going to be, America? The all-encompassing bully blob of Big Left or the authentic, outraged, beaten down normal folk of traditional America?
Technically, in my opinion, Vice President Kamala Harris “won” the debate. Sure, she was so scared at first that her voice cracked and she dry-swallowed compulsively. But it didn’t take long for her tag teammates, the moderators, to buoy her spirits and put her in the driver’s seat. Former President Donald Trump, justifiably angered by the set-up, grew louder and less coherent as the debate wore on.
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